Someone straight torched a car right in front of my apartment last night. Heard some noise at about 4am (I was still awake) and looked outside to see the neighborhood funeral home’s windows reflecting a blaze. By the time I got out front, the fire department was already parked and dousing the car. The entire street was covered in a grayish white smoke rising 20 feet high .. foul with the smell of burnt plastic. I’ve never seen anything like that before. Serious bets on the Russian/Ukrainian Mob .. or the same freak fools that been torching random cars throughout my hood for the past 9 months …. My hair still smells like burnt plastic. And I don’t even live in the ghetto! What the hell!?