Monday / July 12 / 2010

The Drastics in Champaign-Urbana This Thursday!

 

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The Drastics at The Canopy Club in Champaign-Urbana: July 15, 2010

You read right. Your friendly neighborhood reggae squadron is heading south to the land of acadème. We’ll be at the Canopy on Thursday, doors at 8pm .. a measly 5 bux to get through the door! We’ll probably be hitting around 9pm or so …

Make sure and get there early to participate in our 3rd Biennial "Cluck Out ‘Til You Clock Out Cognition Competition". Due to last years unfortunate incidents, this year we begrudgingly are offering seat belts to all competitors. All contestants will be seated in a precarious velocipede and placed on a state-of-the-art rail track (specially built by the Siamese for this year’s event!) surrounding the venue. The participant to first succeed in reaching three "Grand Clucks" will receive this years grand prize: a trip to Old Mr. Beederman’s Farm and Abattoir where you will be put to work as an indentured servant until the these damn Siamese are paid. Runner ups will receive an assortment of street signs and manhole covers from Orange County.